Whimsical Pet Enthusiast Gifts

Blue Cat

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Artists Cats

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Carpet Cows

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

When Pugs dream.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Self-walking dog

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'It's a good owl dog.'