Whimsical Pet Enthusiast T-Shirts

Blue Cat

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Artists Cats

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Carpet Cows

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

When Pugs dream.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Self-walking dog

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'It's a good owl dog.'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.