Funny Pet Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

The Karate Kitten.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"