Funny Pet Lover Gifts

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Doggy conductor

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

When Pugs dream.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Self-walking dog

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"New tricks CD Rom"

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'