Comical Animal Lover Gifts

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm working from home today."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Oh Hi!'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Dog in love

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'