Funny Animal Lover Gifts

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

Cat's busy calendar

'This kookaburra he's talking to - they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Author does not do tricks."

The americanisation of vulture.

'Oh Hi!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"