Lover Of Funny Animal Antics Gifts

"Aww, geez... what next?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Penguin

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Can I have flies with that'

'Follow that cab!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."