Lover Of Funny Animal Antics Pillows

"Aww, geez... what next?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cow Blue Arrows

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

'Can I have flies with that'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Separation

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.