Lover Of Animal Antics Pillows

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Cow Blue Arrows

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."