Animal Antics Lovers Pillows

'One hundred and two? She must be in heat!'

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"He was a sea rescue."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Tumble Cow

Dog ignores angry cat.

The Goalkeeper

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'