Lover Of Animal Humor Gifts

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"

"Bark like nobody's listening."

"Know what I miss? I miss using my instincts."

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The americanisation of vulture.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Author does not do tricks."

'Oh Hi!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Penguin