Fans Of Animal Humor Gifts

Bullroom Dancing.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Oh Hi!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'