Lovers Of Animal Humor Gifts

Cat using the 'Kitty Litter'.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Author does not do tricks."

'Oh Hi!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.