Animal Lovers With Humor Gifts

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Free Range Golfers

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Hog Futures

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

I've been doing sit-ups!

'The day has come.'

Working from Home

Polly Clinic.

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'