Animal Lovers With Humor Prints

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Free Range Golfers

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Scary movie?'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Hog Futures

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Marxist Elephant

I've been doing sit-ups!

'The day has come.'

Working from Home

Polly Clinic.