Animal Humor Aficionados Prints

Cow Pies $5

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Horseshoe crab game of choice - Horseshoes

Hungry goldfish

Straining at the leash

Howdy dowdy? My doody's just fine, as you can see...

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

'I'm sorry, we can justify keeping you on anymore. We're going to have to let you go.'

'Howdy. Care to contribute to the... uh... 'Kennel Your Cat' drive?'

"It's like the food replicator on the Enterprise."

Until the cows come home, they're doing this.

"'After you ladies'?! Seriously? Suddenly you become a gentleman when there's a risk of crocodile attack!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Author does not do tricks."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

The americanisation of vulture.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"