Dog Lovers With Humor Gifts

Atheist Fleas

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog on a Shelf.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Free Range Golfers

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Free Range Chicken.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Dog urinating on a work of art.

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

"He's my discomfort animal."

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Rabbit being eaten.

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

Don't even think about it!

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

Blind dog.