Dog Lovers With Humor Pillows

Atheist Fleas

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog on a Shelf.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Free Range Golfers

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Marxist Elephant

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Free Range Chicken.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Dog urinating on a work of art.

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

101 uses of a dead cat: Christmas decorations.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

Rabbit being eaten.

Don't even think about it!

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

Dog smelling Halloween mask on other dog's butt.

'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."