Dog Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"We named him 'Enron' because he shreds everything."

Please Keep Dogs Off Grass

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have named him Bandit."

"He's my discomfort animal."

Cop club

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Free Range Golfers

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Marxist Elephant

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

'I know how you feel.'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

Free Range Chicken.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'