Animals Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I heard this place serves farm to table."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Free Range Golfers

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He ran out of pee."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

Polly Clinic.

'It's her signature dish.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

The Bleat Boys

'They're offering $5 billion for our engineering division? How much would that be in herring?'

Free Range Chicken.

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."