Animals Lovers With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"I heard this place serves farm to table."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

Free Range Golfers

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He ran out of pee."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

Marxist Elephant

Polly Clinic.

'It's her signature dish.'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

Free Range Chicken.

'They're offering $5 billion for our engineering division? How much would that be in herring?'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

The Bleat Boys