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"Turns out, you can't be a restaurant and an animal hospital, so I changed the menu and stuck with the restaurant."

"It has a nuttiness with hints of oak, maple, cedar and mahogany."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Wow, what a DILF."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"He ran out of pee."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Free Range Golfers

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Various Birds of Pray.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

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A skinny dog with clown make up

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"