Animal Lover With A Taste For Humor Mugs

"It has a nuttiness with hints of oak, maple, cedar and mahogany."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog Dressed to Eat

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Free Range Golfers

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"He ran out of pee."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

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A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'