Animal Lover With A Quirky Sense Of Humor Mugs

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"He ran out of pee."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

A skinny dog with clown make up

Rattache

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal worries.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Chippunks

Animal rescue center

"Definitely work-related."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"