Animal Lover With A Quirky Sense Of Humor Gifts

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"He ran out of pee."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Animal rescue center

Animal worries.

A skinny dog with clown make up

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Chippunks

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Rattache

"Definitely work-related."