Animal Lover With A Humor Twist Gifts

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Diner

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"He ran out of pee."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

Pampered Pets.

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Chippunks

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Rattache

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Animal worries.

Animal rescue center

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'