Animal Lover Humorist Gifts

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Dog imagines himself in the master's place.

Bugging/Debugging.

Faster, Georges, faster!

The Rooster Comedian.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Hats and Food

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Scuba cow"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

No jay walking.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'