Animal Humorist Gifts

"Meow."

"I'll just eat at the bar."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'My error, sir. On the phone I thought you said 'venture' capitalist.'

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

'Cat job interviews.'

'I'm looking forward to Spring: I'm sick and tired of hay, I want fresh grass!'

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Hamster doing warm-up exercises before going on the wheel.

"By the time I got my race number it was over."

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).

Thanksgiving Ducks - thankful we're not turkeys.

'Group hug anyone?'

"Why so downward facing, dog?"

"I'd like you to have a CAT scan."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Well that's me detoxed!

'As a matter of fact, I do have an elephant up here!'

"Your bite is worse than your bark. You need braces."

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Ooh look! A zebra! I mean do we look that stupid?"

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

Even the skunk blames the dog.

Directing Cows