Animal Humorist Prints

"Meow."

"I'll just eat at the bar."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I find my weight is fine for my height.' (Hippo on stilts).

'When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts.'

'My error, sir. On the phone I thought you said 'venture' capitalist.'

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

'I'm looking forward to Spring: I'm sick and tired of hay, I want fresh grass!'

Canadian Geese

Hamster doing warm-up exercises before going on the wheel.

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?

'Cat job interviews.'

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).

Thanksgiving Ducks - thankful we're not turkeys.

"By the time I got my race number it was over."

Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.

Area chicken jailed for refusing to divulge reason for crossing road.

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Group hug anyone?'

"Ooh look! A zebra! I mean do we look that stupid?"

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Well that's me detoxed!

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'

'Well, back to work!'

"Why so downward facing, dog?"

"I'd like you to have a CAT scan."