Animal Comedian Admirer Gifts

'You must be game for a laugh.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Rooster Comedian.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Hats and Food

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Scuba cow"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Penguin

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"