Animal Comedian Admirer Pillows

'You must be game for a laugh.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Scuba cow"

Hats and Food

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Yes, one is a dog."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Penguin

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."