Animal Comedy Appreciator Pillows

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

Confidence.

'Simple Pleasures Are The Best' A mouse enjoys a cat slipping on a banana peel.

It's not the being pooed on I hate, it's the god damn waiting I can't stand!

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I was almost that last year."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat and mouse

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

No Soliciting

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

No, I don

You complete me!

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."