Animal Satire Appreciator Pillows

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Who's got the hammer?"

Lactose Intolerant

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Cat and mouse

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Oh Hi!'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Steamed vegetables."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"They're so like us."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Russia Money Laundering

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Amateurs."

The Greek Trampoline

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."