Endangered Animal Parody Appreciator Pillows

"Listen pal...when I said I wanted my steak rare...I meant some form of endangered species!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Canine Comedians

Ostrich Curoisities

Giraffe Rollercoaster

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I could do that."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

'Are we ready to order?'

"Hey, stupid...ever occur to you to eat the bones and bury the homework?"

Maple syrup and milk collection.