Endangered Animal Parody Appreciator Pillows

"Listen pal...when I said I wanted my steak rare...I meant some form of endangered species!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Canine Comedians

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Ostrich Curoisities

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I could do that."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

'Are we ready to order?'

"Take no notice of what people say - Your bark is NOT worse than your bite."