"You have to admit we no longer have a seal problem."
Animal Irony Appreciator Pillows
Bring a touch of wit and comfort to their space with pillows featuring clever animal irony designs — cozy, humorous, and perfect for animal lovers with a sense of humor.
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
'You're overdue for your checkup.'
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'
Lactose Intolerant
"All natural snow cones for sale."
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.
"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."
"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."
"You've changed."
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
Deer Season Open.
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...
"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...
Animal Irony Appreciator Pillows Collection
Animal Irony Appreciator Mugs
Explore our collection of animal irony mugs and find the perfect witty gift to make mornings more amusing.
Animal Irony Appreciator Prints
Discover our range of animal irony prints — witty artwork to brighten up your space with humor.
Animal Irony Appreciator T-Shirts
Browse our animal irony t-shirts for playful designs that showcase your sense of humor and love for clever animal antics.