Animal Comic Appreciator Pillows

'Well, that's just being lazy!'

"I told you not to force it!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

No Soliciting

Cat and mouse

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Ostrich Curoisities

Mouse with a cat cake.

Canine Comedians

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"I could do that."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

New, Improved Cat

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'