Funny Animal Comics Appreciator Pillows

Would you stop? I hate when you finish your meal before I do.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

No Soliciting

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Canine Comedians

'Checkmate I think!'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Long Dachshund

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.