Animal Comic Lover Pillows

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

'We're expanding your department.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"She's a miniature."

Dedication to excellence....

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Canine Comedians

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

The Stock Market.

"You can't say that to a customer!"

Long Dachshund

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"