Animal Comics Lovers Pillows

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Long Dachshund

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

Fingerlings.

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"