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"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Checkmate I think!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Long Dachshund

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

We're barely gonna make it!

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman