Animal Comics Gifts

"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Jim Carrey,

'Checkmate I think!'

Management Reshuffle

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

John Cleese.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Spike Milligan

Long Dachshund

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."