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Donkey searches for carrots on eBray.

Didn't I tell you it was a stupid joke?

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Checkmate I think!'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm the best candidate."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"