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Happy New Year 2022

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"She's a miniature."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'