Canine Comic Enthusiast Gifts

How Are You Feeling?

'He needs a non-sudsing detergent.'

A dog barking.

"They don't get it when I wag my tail ironically."

"Ooooooh. Ruggedly handsome and a good kisser!"

Disobedience Class

'Escaped dog from his leash?! No dog has ever escaped from their leash on Alcatraz!'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'I'd like to think I've had SOME influence on your life.'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

'This time it's really just a stick!'

"Sometimes I'm not sure if I chase my tail or my tail chases me."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Canine Comedians

'Checkmate I think!'

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"He ran out of pee."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Long Dachshund

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Bruno, sit."

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).