Canine Comic Enthusiasts Gifts

'I think I'll skip this particular market.'

Dog fire hydrants

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I'm the best candidate."

When Dogs Rule

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'