Canine Comic Enthusiasts Pillows

'I think I'll skip this particular market.'

Dog fire hydrants

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Balloon dog training

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

When Dogs Rule

"I'm the best candidate."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Jack Russell?"

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.