Canine Comic Lovers Pillows

"I was almost that last year."

"Jack Russell?"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Are we there yet?'

"She's a miniature."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"That pigeon's at it again."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.