Animal Comic Fans Pillows

Donkey searches for carrots on eBray.

Didn't I tell you it was a stupid joke?

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm the best candidate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'