Animal Comics Fan Pillows

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Chicken pox?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Canine Comedians

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Checkmate I think!'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I'm the best candidate."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Long Dachshund

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

We're barely gonna make it!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

"I'm going to level with you, Tom. The rest of the marketing team wasn't sent upstate to live on a farm."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'Did you just curdle?'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."