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Happy New Year 2022

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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Atomic Bear: Part 22

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"She's a miniature."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'